==== What? Who? Where? ====
To whom it may concern:
Welcome to Scarlet Greebo, the official site of the art and design of one Rosie Clifford.
There's stuff here that's good, there's stuff here that's weird, there's stuff here that may make you question your sanity, but above all, the stuff here is mine. You can't have it.
Well... I might consider doing some stuff for you if you like. I might be able to be persuaded to put pen to paper or brush to paper or stylus to tablet and create you something unique, if you ask nicely.
Go on, you know you want to.
== Rosie Clifford